The Chicken Crossed The Road To Get Out Of A Jam

(I am working in a chicken shop. It has ‘chicken’ in the name, chickens all over the decor, and chickens on display.)

Customer: “Do you sell burgers?”

Me: “We sell chicken burgers; would you like one?”

Customer: “No, I want a beef burger.”

Me: “Sorry, we only sell chicken here.”

Customer: “Can you make me a jam sandwich?”

Me: “No, I’m sorry, we only sell chicken here. I can make you a chicken sandwich.”

Customer: “No, I want a jam sandwich. Can’t you just make me one? I’ll pay for it.”

Me: “I would happily make you a jam sandwich, but we don’t have any jam here; just chicken.”

Customer: “You don’t have any jam?”

Me: “Sorry, just chicken.”

Customer: “Okay.”

(He walked out and headed toward the fish and chip shop. I wondered if he was going to ask them for a jam sandwich.)

-> The Chicken Crossed The Road To Get Out Of A Jam

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