The Results Were Fixed

(I work at a tiny little gas station. One of our pumps is out of order — and isn’t going to get fixed anytime soon. This customer first runs over the orange cone in front of the pump. The customer then removes the bright yellow “OUT OF ORDER” bag on the gas handle. The customer pulls off the cardboard “OUT OF ORDER” sign so he can insert his card. When the pump doesn’t dispense gasoline, he then comes inside, with the plastic “OUT OF ORDER” bag in his hand.)

Customer: “Did you know your pump is broken?”

-> The Results Were Fixed

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